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Thursday, April 7, 2011

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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Top 25 Small Things You Let Ruin Your Mood

Top 25 Small Things You Let Ruin Your Mood
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Thursday, March 11, 2010

How men change

The Love Word:

After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!

After 6 months: Of course, I love you.

After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?


Back from Work:

After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!

After 6 months: I'm BACK!!

After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?


Phone Ringing:

After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.

After 6 months: Here, it's for you.

After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!


Cooking:

After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!

After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?

After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??


New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.

After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?

After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


TV:

After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?

After 6 months: I like this movie.

After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!


Making Love:

After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?

After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!

After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
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Monday, March 1, 2010

Choosing A Wife

Halala Bafethu!!

It can be true. Why? Why? Why?!! Read on.

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of P5,000.00 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make Up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because She loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the R5,000.00. She gives him back his P5,000.00 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest bums. Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base Their judgment on.

If it were you, which one would you choose?
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Friday, February 19, 2010

Take a look at my photos on Facebook

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Monday, February 15, 2010

Dad In The Mall

SIGNS OF THE TIMES....

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court..

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.

The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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